So…

I went to the bathroom at work this afternoon and…well…someone forgot to flush. Maybe one of the interviewees was really nervous. I don’t know. They’ve literally been interviewing people ALL DAY for a clerk’s position. Anyway, whoever it was, I think that was the longest…waste I’ve ever seen. While gross and disturbing that grown folks ain’t flushing; it got me thinking…💭 Maybe it wasn’t accidental. Maybe she didn’t forget. Maybe she was just proud and wanted someone else to see! LOL

No, seriously! Hear me out! Parents are always praising babies and toddlers on good poops 💩! Like, why does that stop after a certain age?!?! We’re praised for it a few years and then the praise just abruptly stops one day! I personally don’t recall when it stopped for me, but that must be pretty confusing for us all! Think about it! Your parents just STOP praising you for something YOU made, all by yourself! No help from anyone! May even be a little magical for you, because you don’t even know how the trick works yet, but you’re doing it, and your parents are super proud of you for it! Then one day…BAM…you’re not so special anymore! That could be the root of quite a few personality disorders!

So, whoever you are, 👏🏾”Yaaaay! What a big poopy you made! Good joooooob, princess! I’m so proud of you!!! Next time let’s make sure we flush, okaaaay? Because princesses ALWAYS flush after they potty. Can you show Mommy how you flush, right now? ……..👏🏾Oh! That’s my big girl! You’re such a good princess! Thank you, sweetie!”